Officer Inspired Can Coozie - Gold Division
Step aside, boring drink holders—this is your official promotion to Next-Gen-level hydration.
Introducing the Captain-Grade Can Sleeve: the only way to keep your drink cold and feel like you’re about to make a dramatic speech while staring out a viewscreen.
Choose your uniform. Choose your destiny. Choose… wisely (or don’t, chaos is encouraged):
🔴 Red Division (Command / Helm / Leadership) – You’re in charge now. Even if no one asked you to be. Perfect for confidently holding a drink while giving orders like “engage” or “we’re out of snacks.” Main character energy, no notes.
🟡 Gold Division (Engineering / Security / Operations) – You fix problems. You are the problem. Whether you’re rerouting power (to the mini fridge) or guarding the last drink like it’s a warp core, this one’s for the doers, the fighters, the chaotic neutral heroes.
🔵 Blue Division (Science / Medical) – Calm, collected, and 3 steps ahead. You’re here to analyze the beverage, question its origins, and possibly cure whatever that third sip just did to you. Bonus: +10 to “I told you so.”
🟢 Green Division – …wait. Is that a real uniform? Did you unlock this? Is it a mod? A glitch? A forbidden DLC? Some say it’s a lost division. Others whisper it’s a zombie variant (Ourania back from the dead??). There’s also a strong theory that cameras simply cannot process this level of green and keep turning it into gold. You didn’t choose Green Division… Green Division chose you.
Each sleeve hugs your can like it’s part of the crew, keeping things chilled while you boldly go where no beverage has gone before (usually the couch, but still).
So… which uniform are you choosing, Captain?
More details
- Made from neoprene
- Waterproof
- Dual-side customization
- Ribbed seams
- Regular dimensions: 5″ (12 cm) in height, 4″ (10 cm) in diameter
- Slim dimensions: 6.5″ (17 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8 cm) in diameter
- Spot clean as needed
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: minimable
- Email: contact@support.minimable.club
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, Organostannic, azo dyes, formaldehyde, and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Regular dimensions: 5″ (12 cm) in height, 4″ (10 cm) in diameter
- Slim dimensions: 6.5″ (17 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
