Officer Inspired Can Glass -Red Division
Step aside, basic glassware—this is your official promotion to Next-Gen-level hydration.
Introducing the Captain-Grade Can Glass (with optional lid & straw): because sometimes you want to sip like a civilized officer, and sometimes you need warp-speed access to your drink. This does both. Elegantly. Dramatically.
Choose your uniform. Choose your destiny. Choose… wisely (or don’t, chaos is encouraged):
🔴 Red Division (Command / Helm / Leadership) – You’re in charge of this beverage now. Hold your glass like you’re about to give a speech no one can interrupt (especially with the lid on—maximum authority mode).
🟡 Gold Division (Engineering / Security / Operations) – Built for action. Lid on? Spill-proof operations. Straw in? Rapid hydration deployment. You’re ready for anything… including guarding your drink with your life.
🔵 Blue Division (Science / Medical) – Precision sipping only. Straw for measured intake, lid for contamination control (because who knows what’s floating around out here). Bonus: makes you look 37% smarter.
🟢 Green Division – …wait. Is that even a real uniform? Did you unlock this? Is it a mod? A glitch? A forbidden DLC? Some say it’s a lost division. Others whisper it’s a zombie variant (Ourania back from the dead??). There’s also a strong theory that cameras simply cannot process this level of green and keep turning it into gold. You didn’t choose Green Division… Green Division chose you.
Crystal-clear, mission-ready, and customizable for however chaotic your day gets—this can glass is here to keep your drink looking good while you boldly sip where no one has sipped before.
So… lid on or off, straw in or out… which uniform are you choosing, Captain?
More details
- Glass material
- Simple yet trendy design
- Volume: 16 oz (473 ml)
- Height: 5.5″ (10.16 cm)
- Diameter: 3″ (7.62 cm)
- Height with straw: 8.5″ (21.59 cm)
- Not dishwasher or microwave safe
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: minimable
- Email: contact@support.minimable.club
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, Polycyclic Aromatic Hydrocarbon level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
16 oz (473 ml) with lid and metal straw
- Height: 5.5″ (13.97 cm)
- Height with straw: 8.5″ (21.59 cm)
- Diameter: 3″ (7.52 cm)
16 oz (473 ml) without metal straw
- Height: 5.5″ (10.16 cm)
- Diameter: 3″ (7.62 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Officer Inspired Can Glass -Red Division Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
|
16 oz With Lid & Straw
|
3
|
5 1/2
|
8 1/2
|
|
16 oz
|
3
|
5 1/2
|
8 1/2
|
